I am going to squeeze two reviews into a single post mostly because they were so terrible they don't deserve a whole post each.
San Andreas is a standard outing for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Lots of action, lots of CGI, stupid story so full of stupid holes and bad characters. Alexandra Daddario provides a fairly efficient distraction, particularly in her bikini at the start and then doing her Lara Croft swimming impression near the end. If you don't understand that reference, I am not going to explain it to you.
4 out of 10.
Spy is a Melissa McCarthy / Paul Feig vanity project. A third rate James Bond spoof with very little going for it. Some notable names throw their hand in at trying to save it. Jason Statham has some funny lines, but also a lot of crap to wade through. Miranda has her first Hollywood film role but is basically just in as a foil for all the lines that weren't funny enough to give to McCarthy.
4 out of 10.
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